Chocolate Game Rules for reals
Step 1: Open a box of flat chocolates.
No, chocolate doesn’t taste better when it’s flat, but thin, flat chocolates are easier to play with.
Step 2: Place the chocolate on your forehead.
Step 3: Move the chocolate from your forehead to your mouth — without using your hands.
Step 4: Scrunch your face, tilt your head … you can do anything except use your hands.
Step 5: You get bonus points if you can smile and move the chocolate at the same time.
If you win, you get to eat the chocolate.
If it falls on the floor, eating the chocolate is optional.
Victory is sweet!
Author Janine Warner and her sometimes judgemental, but always supportive, husband, David LaFontaine.
Warning: Janine Cheats
